In Honor of any “MOM” who:
-Can deal with a bouncing baby, an about-to-bounce check, bounce her work schedule, and don her sports bra so she doesn’t bounce too much while running around.
-Could solve our country’s deficit by teaching our House & Senate how to stretch a George Washington further across the Delaware.
-Reminds us all how she told us so while multi-tasking to resolve the issue with the so-and-so.
-Paints her toe nails while responding to mounds of e-mails and selecting her favorite pinterest thumbnails.
-Is positive she has the right to take you out of this world if you get too sassy because she wasn’t feeling so sassy the day she brought you into it – but she did it anyway.
-Is certain that no one is ever good enough for you – and you are better than anyone out there actually deserves (but this probably won’t stop her from trying to get in your business and/or set you up) – remember, we love her anyway!
-Stands in harm’s way when the microwave is running or if anyone dare consider putting damaging preservatives inside your body.
-Never disowns you, regardless of the number of stray animals, body piercings, tattoos, or bad choices you came home sporting.
-Never, ever, ever leaves you. Long after her physical presence has grown weary of being caged in this temporal realm, her legacy lives on and spreads in all those hearts she’s captured.
-Is always out of this world wonderful – BECAUSE WE SAID SO!!!!!
HAPPY MOM’S DAY!!!
Sometimes “moms” never have children. They are the special women (and sometimes even men!) in our lives who extend themselves to us and love us even when we’re undeserving. They may even be close in age to us. They have lived, loved, and lost. But when we’re near them, we know we have gained.