Our family is on the ‘Catch, Kiss & Release’ program. (This little fish apparently has a hug coming too!)
There are a few important tips you should know before you begin puckering up and trying to just kiss any ol’ fish:
- You’ve gotta’ be able to catch ’em (and finesse these slippery little boogers) first:
- Forgive me for being blunt, but…Large mouth bass are sloppy kissers:
- Pike, muskies, gar (and shark, of course) can be a little tricky (due to their long snouts, obviously – oh, and their bright toothy grins) – best to snuggle them up for a cheeky kiss:
- Trying to double-dip like a double-mint twin commercial could make your fish jealous (and cold towards you when they do pucker up – this one should be double crappy, um, crappie):
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Best to start small and work your way up:
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If all else fails, you could always sing to your fish to get it in a kissing mood.
In the words of Robbie Williams, Bobby Darin, Frank Sinatra (and, gosh, maybe you, if you sing it too)…
We’ll meet beyond the shore
We’ll kiss just as before
Happy we’ll be beyond the sea
And never again I’ll go sailing.
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So how do you prefer to kiss your fish?!
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(Yes, I double-smooched this week!)
humanTriumphant 
So you compound the assault against those poor defenceless fishes by violating their personal spaces too!!!! Disgraceful! ;p
(wondering how many women in pubs ever have the same thoughts running through their minds…) 😉 The good news is – at least they get released back to warn all the other fish.
A great many! Especially when I’m around 😉 I suppose you’re right there!
I’ll bet your great fun to have around, Joe! I meant all those OTHER guys, of course. Have a terrific day!
I’m ‘interesting’ company! That is all anybody is willing to tell me. Take that however you will! Have a good day too!
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Well I see fishing runs in your family too☺ I can’t get my husband off the water..some great beauties here.
Is the term something like “ichthamania”??!!
Love your humor on this one… TY! 😆
not going to kiss and tell.
I was fishing for personal info, huh? haha
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Fantastic interpretation of the challenges. It had me giggling and that shot of the fish jumping out of the child’s hands is magnificent! Never tried to kiss a fish before, so now I have a new activity for 2013. Thank you ;D
thank you, might war. Remember, start small… 😉
Wonderful story and pics!
Is that something fishy I smell? 😉
oops, did I forget to mention holding your nose when going in for the kiss?! 😉