While still in elementary school, my son brought home a cardboard turkey one November with the assignment of providing some suitable dressing to go with it.
Being of that magical agein which one celebrates that Wilbur the Pig will live in slop heaven for the rest of his mud-laden days because of winning a Web writing award at the county fair (something to which many of us bloggers aspire so we might earn some extra bacon), my son wanted his turkey to have the appropriate attire to assure his friend’s absence from the chopping block.
For a foul character like this to survive when he’s on November’s most wanted list, his accompanying dressing better be bad – to the bone. He’d better be better than a homegrown pig. He needed to be a Wild Hog. And he’d better be one hasty hellion to avoid the Thanksgiving dinner table. I ask you – would you want this tough, grimy guy served up on your platter?
Oh yeah. I said grimy.Check out the t-shirt to see how long he’s been dusting down the road. Don’t miss that this guy ain’t just any ol’ run-of-the-mill gobbler either. Heck no. “Turkey don’t ride café style.” This is one bad outlaw on the run.
Feel free to help us come up with a suitable alias for our Outlaw Turkey, so he can survive this year’s Thanksgiving season without being seasoned again!
LOL, I’m pretty sure I’d run the other way if I saw this turkey on my serving platter. Thanks for sharing – he’s actually cute in a tough sort of way.
I love this guy!!!!! My wife taught pre-K for several years and will absolutely love this guy!!! Take care and God Bless
Kenny T
keeping hoards of pre-schoolers occupied all day – oh! extra jewels in that woman’s crown!!!!
lollls..thumbs up top the design…
haha I love this. He looks good!
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